A fresh e-mail :
Imagine yourself in Africa, hanging upside down in a tree by a rope that is tied to the ground. There is a candle that is burning the rope that is holding you, and there's a lion right above you, just waiting for the rope to break to get a taste of your bitch ass meat.
What could you do to save yourself?
Corda = Rope
Vela = Candle
Tu = You
Leão = LionJust try to find a solution before you read the answer.
Still no idea?
You're a fail of mother-nature.
The solution is:
Sing the Happy Birthday chant to the lion!
Let's see...
Vela Apagada = Candle Off
Parabéns a Você = Happy Birthday to You